Beeyotch

Bitch isn't a swear word, it's what she is!

Colorblind

Nanny Gina, the Queen Mum, and I were in the car. Nanny Gina said "I just saw some black mens underwear in the street." Mum immediately asked "How do you know they belong to a black man?"

Avery is a late night artist

I woke up Avery in the middle of the night, and as is custom... i had her draw a picture so i could prove to her the next day that is waken her up. After she drew a picture of me supporting a fo-hawk, she turned to me, and in a rather sophisticated tone said: "Well, it's not exactly my best work."

More Sprinkles!

Matthew and I were in the car and eating doughnuts. Matthew's was a chocolate doughnut with lots and lots of sprinkles. While he was eating, he coughed, so I asked him if he was ok. He didn't really answer, so I  asked him if he needed something. He said, "No, I don't need anything." Then about 15 seconds later he said, "What I really need is more sprinkles."

I was WAY off!

Nicki and I were talking about Paul shaving off his mustache and she said "He'll lose his special powers, like that guy in the Bible. What's his name? Samsonite!"

Christmas Camp 2012

All by the Queen Mum

Missionaries should not be running out of money when their parents are basking in pot roast.

I get the feeling this isn't happening in America (while watching a video from Brazil, after it was almost over)

David, it's pointing straight up, your hole is up

Let's do it on the table (asking Ben to cut the lamb for dinner)

Jokes

The boys learned a joke from their cousins last weekend.

"How does a chicken get off the freeway? An eggs-it!"

Now Matthew usually makes a ff sounds for his th, but apparently he's just confusing the two sounds. Go ahead and switch it out to hear how he's been telling it. Yikes!