Mum at Butchart Gardens (after being in the bathroom for 30 minutes, shuffling out looking pained with the saddest face) "don't make me go back there"
Heading into Butchart
Mum: what kind of flowers are those?
Front desk: They are forget me nots
Mum: girls don't let me forget those
On the way out
Mum: oh shoot! What are those called? I forgot!
Mum: (after we are doing Blue Steele faces) David, can you even make a face?
Mum: You can't just have people running around with potato salad.
Mum: Did you say they don't let Atilla the Huns on? (David had said "they don't leave until everyone is on")
Mum: What are we doing, just following the lemmings?
Mum: If there is no change, then nothing changes! And if nothing changes, there is no change!
Bethany and Mum had just come back from England and were in New Balance. Mum: You don't understand how much my balls hurt! (Talking about the balls of her feet)
Dad: (standing next to flowers) What smells like flowers?
Mum: I like brunch! I'm not gay!
Mum: All she saw was mist and darkness (talking about a cloudy Neskowin trip)
David: There's always a circus in your heart
Mum: You boys! Just make sure you don't die, until you die!
Mum: Why are those coconuts on a palm tree? Wouldn't they be on a coconut tree?
Mum: I just love my little butt hole (talking about her seat in the sand)
Mum: What happened to the waves? I think they come in waves.
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