I was WAY off!

Nicki and I were talking about Paul shaving off his mustache and she said "He'll lose his special powers, like that guy in the Bible. What's his name? Samsonite!"

Christmas Camp 2012

All by the Queen Mum

Missionaries should not be running out of money when their parents are basking in pot roast.

I get the feeling this isn't happening in America (while watching a video from Brazil, after it was almost over)

David, it's pointing straight up, your hole is up

Let's do it on the table (asking Ben to cut the lamb for dinner)

Jokes

The boys learned a joke from their cousins last weekend.

"How does a chicken get off the freeway? An eggs-it!"

Now Matthew usually makes a ff sounds for his th, but apparently he's just confusing the two sounds. Go ahead and switch it out to hear how he's been telling it. Yikes!

Anatomy Refresher Needed

Betsy here. I worked out the other day after 3 weeks of doing nothing, so I ended up pretty sore. I was trying to explain to Jon all the places I hurt and I told him "Even my under legs hurt!" Jon tried to clarify through his laughter, "You mean your hamstrings?!"

Yeah, I was feeling awesome.

Avery wants to see a movie...

Avery came up and asked us:

"Hey, when can I go see that Wimpy Diarreah Kid movie?"

She was talking about Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Mom's bday party

We're lucky that we have mountains that burp.

Isn't this the coolest cooler?

Spanish as a second language

Conversation with Mom at the beach.

Mom: Avery is so cute, every time she wants something she says "por favor" and then "gracias" when she gets it. She told me that I need to say "dingle dong" back to her.

Me: You mean "de nada"?