Catch up

Mum at Butchart Gardens (after being in the bathroom for 30 minutes, shuffling out looking pained with the saddest face) "don't make me go back there"

Heading into Butchart
Mum: what kind of flowers are those?
Front desk: They are forget me nots
Mum: girls don't let me forget those

On the way out
Mum: oh shoot! What are those called? I forgot!

Mum: (after we are doing Blue Steele faces) David, can you even make a face?

Mum: You can't just have people running around with potato salad.

Mum: Did you say they don't let Atilla the Huns on? (David had said "they don't leave until everyone is on")

Mum: What are we doing, just following the lemmings?

Mum: If there is no change, then nothing changes! And if nothing changes, there is no change!

Bethany and Mum had just come back from England and were in New Balance. Mum: You don't understand how much my balls hurt! (Talking about the balls of her feet)

Dad: (standing next to flowers) What smells like flowers?

Mum: I like brunch! I'm not gay!

Mum: All she saw was mist and darkness (talking about a cloudy Neskowin trip)

David: There's always a circus in your heart

Mum: You boys! Just make sure you don't die, until you die!

Mum: Why are those coconuts on a palm tree? Wouldn't they be on a coconut tree?

Mum: I just love my little butt hole (talking about her seat in the sand)

Mum: What happened to the waves? I think they come in waves.