Colorblind

Nanny Gina, the Queen Mum, and I were in the car. Nanny Gina said "I just saw some black mens underwear in the street." Mum immediately asked "How do you know they belong to a black man?"

Avery is a late night artist

I woke up Avery in the middle of the night, and as is custom... i had her draw a picture so i could prove to her the next day that is waken her up. After she drew a picture of me supporting a fo-hawk, she turned to me, and in a rather sophisticated tone said: "Well, it's not exactly my best work."

More Sprinkles!

Matthew and I were in the car and eating doughnuts. Matthew's was a chocolate doughnut with lots and lots of sprinkles. While he was eating, he coughed, so I asked him if he was ok. He didn't really answer, so I  asked him if he needed something. He said, "No, I don't need anything." Then about 15 seconds later he said, "What I really need is more sprinkles."

I was WAY off!

Nicki and I were talking about Paul shaving off his mustache and she said "He'll lose his special powers, like that guy in the Bible. What's his name? Samsonite!"